a joke sent from a friend of my mother’s (we knew in saudi) 

called ( smart girl email ) -joke- 
Ahhhhh finally a real woman’s answer you go girl ! 

A Teacher asked her class what do youwant out of life ?
a little girl in the back row raised her head and said:
 “All i want out of life is 4 little animals” 
the teacher asked “really and what 4 little animals would that be sugar?” 
the little girl said ” A mink on my  back/ a jaguar in the  garage/ a tiger in the  bed and a jackass to pay for it all”

The teacher fainted!